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Boy: Ro Kyu Rhe Ho..?
Girl: Exm Me Mere Kam Marks Aaye Hai.
Boy: Kitne Aaye Hai..
Girl: Sirf 88%
Boy: Khuda Ka Khoff Kar.. Itne Me
To 2 Ladke Paas Ho Jaate Hai.!!

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu?
Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya.
Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.

khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye
mile mughe aur mera ho jaye
karu sms ladikyo ko naam tera aaye
Maar tughe pare aur mazza mughe aaye

Santa is searching a job and this time he is very serious - no jokes or comedy plz...
Interviewer: Why should we hire you?
Santa: Because I have passion.
Interviewer: Show me. 
Santa: Sir, Chalo Bahar, Parking Mein Khadi Hai!

Shikhak- Itane din se kahaan the?
Santa- Sir, Bird FLU ho gaya tha.
Shikhak- par ye to bird mein hota hai insaanon mein nahi.
Santa- Insaan samajha hi kahaan aapane ...
Roj to Murga bana dete ho.....santa bird flu jokes

एक बार एक आदमी जंगल में जा रहा था। 

अचानक भालू देखकर सांस रोककर जमीन में लेट गया।

ये देख कर भालू आया और उसके कान में बोला......

"?  भूख कोनी अबार।। नही तो  सगली हुस्यारी निकाल देतो laughlaughlaughlaugh

एक लड़की ने मुज़े मेसेज भेजा की, 

"माता-पिता से बढ़कर कोई नही होता"

मैंने जवाब दिया - "तो हम भी माता-पिता बन जाये"!!!! laughlaughlaughlaugh

Block कर दिया डाकण ने laughlaughlaugh